Feb 24
equivalent to saying: for real; im serious; telling the truth.
peep 1: you robbed his bike? ...naahhh..
peep 2:im dead ass.
by chimpy August 28, 2004
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Feb 22
Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.
by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018
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Feb 21
the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag
McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster
by Andrion November 01, 2003
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Feb 20
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."
by Mrdddddddddddddddddd December 18, 2005
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Feb 19
The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.
Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
by mshaw43 June 19, 2019
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Feb 18
Verb: Downgraded; demoted; dumped; No longer of significance.
My girlfriend pluto'd me.

Yarggh, Pluto was unfairly pluto'd from the solar system by a group of stupid astronomers.

The Eagles were right to have pluto'd T.O.
by Lisa420 August 24, 2006
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