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A pundit who gives his hilariously true uptake on news and current events. Like John Stweart, only better.
"We shouldn't have put Bin Laden in the ocean! He'll merge with sharks, and become Fin Laden!" Stephen Colbert, on the seath of Osama bin Laden
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Stephen Colbert has 4 definitions

1)The humorous persona that has become known as other have put it "The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO. A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness."

2)Colberts own identity as a person who is obviously a brilliant person to come up with the stuff he does for his show.

3)The TRUE name of the space node that NASA decided to falsely call tranquility. Colbert Nation knows the TRUE name of that node.

4)a lousy treadmill there gonna send into space as a way to cheat colbert out of what he won. (see definition 3) nobody really gives a damn about this treadmill and its really an insult to Colbert Nation.
(1-3) When Stephen Colbery becomes Galactic Overlord he will smite the fools at NASA who cheated him.

(4) Stephen Colbert doesnt really give a damn about the C.O.L.B.E.R.T POS.

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1. The best news anchor in the history of TIME!! Hosts the Colbert Report on comedy central. Also kown as Stephen T. Colbert.

2. The act of getting something named after yourself. Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is so awesome that he has a shit load of stuff named after him.
1. "The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!"-Stephen Colbert.

2. "As you know i am the undisputed king of geting things named after me, in fact the very act of getting something named after you is called a 'Stephen Colbert'."-Stephen Colbert.
by whipyouwithawetnoodle September 17, 2009
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1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.
1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...
by Thor B December 07, 2006
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A sandwich consisting of two original Pringles on the outside and original Redi Whip in the middle.
"I want that named after me Stephen Colbert when it catches on."
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Stephen Colbert is a "fake" news anchor on the hit news comedy show, The Daily Show. As of Monday, October 17th, 2005, Stephen has his own show, The Colbert Report.
by SubKamran October 11, 2005
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