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Another word for being soft or pussy. Used in Florida, and some parts of Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia.
You pie my nigga.
by woodville8468 April 20, 2009
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1. A food item consisting of a fruit buried under a crust and baked in an oven. Served in slices. Very popular at parties.

2. A word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.

3. A random word to shout for no particular reason at all. Great in moments of silence.
1. Mary baked me a cherry pie. How sweet.

2. What's the answer to number 1?
uhh . . . pie?

3. PIE!!!
by NessTheHero March 28, 2004
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A pie is a sweet and/or savory thing meant to have filling and meant to be eaten.
Can be pastry or pussy, meant to be filled and eaten.
1:Dude, how far did you get with Jane last night?
2:Well, let's just say I turned her cherry pie into a cream pie.
2:No, delicious...
by greymaster3 June 26, 2011
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1. A delicious pastry consisting of an outer crust with inside fillings. Very tasty.

2. A fat, gluttonous cunt (generic insult term for cunt, not literal meaning; vagina).

3. (Invernesian Origin) To completely reject or ignore a person or attempt at communication, normally deliberately. Or to not attend an event or place, normally deliberately.

Somebody that pies regularly (pier would also be acceptable)
1. Om nom nom, this pie is fucking weapon eh!

1. "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Eric Cartman

2. Fuck off ya fat pie eh!

3. Hi, my name's David, I regularly pie rowing and the sesh!

Weapon slice of pie there from David, what a fucking pie
by Cuddlesthesexybeast September 04, 2011
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Just another word to describe A woman's pussy
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA! Uhhhh!

Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?

Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?
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A food given to us mortal beings by the Gods themselves. Usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. Could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh French people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. Can also be used as a weapon when thrown. Associated with fat people.
"I like pie and I cannot deny!"
"Give me that pie you fat fucker!"
"You fucking clown if you throw that pie at me I will shove those oversized boots up ur fucking ass!"
"Oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!"
by ]{i77 January 20, 2004
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YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004
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