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Craig is one of the best people you'll ever meet in your life. Craig is the type of person you want in your life he's thoughtful, kind, smart, athletic, sexy, super sexy, strong, independent, sympathetic, funny just an all around bad ass mother fucker. As a friend, Craig will always have your back no matter what the situation is, he's there for you whenever you need him he's the type of person to put his loved ones before himself no matter what. He's a great kisser and even a better lover in the sheets... no joke at all I kid you not you'll never find anyone better... he'll be the guy to take your breath away without even trying his love is ever ending, when he says he loves you he literally means to death do us part. His looks are everything a woman wants not too tall not too short just right! usually, Craigs has nice brown hair with a pointy nose don't know why but that's the way it goes but damn do they ever have a killer body, your mouth will water every time he takes his clothes off. For some weird reason, they have this obnoxious laugh that's so loud that you end up laughing at his laugh rather than the joke he told
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Britney: Man oh man, Emily's so lucky look how Craig treats her she doesn't deserve him
Alice: He buys her whatever she wants and He's hot i wish Jacob was more like Craig
Britney: Uhh what I'd do to that boy, she's so lucky to be dating him she doesn't even know

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Emma: omg
Olivia: what!?
Emma: I had sex with #Craig last night
Olivia: omfg no way you're so lucky is it as magical as they say it is?
Emma: you wouldn't believe me if I told you this guy is a sex goddess! so passionate so loving omg I hope I marry him he's such a #DILF

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Sadie: Omg look at him he's such a Craig
Jen: I know look at his body with his brown hair and his kissable lips FUCK ME JUST SIT ON MY FACE ALREADY!
Sadie: Uhhh I'd do anything to call him mine
Jen: Whoever his girlfriend is shes, one lucky lady uhhh i hope she's stupid enough to think there's something better so i can swoop him off his feet
Sadie: What the heck Jen! i called dibs!
by Tin can the man 3247 June 25, 2018
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A mischievous and very open person. He is not afraid to speak about his opinions and morals. You will always enjoy a time with a Craig around. A Craig is also generally athletic, hardworking and many ladies even view him as handsome.
How the heck did Craig do that?
by Geborene konig November 24, 2018
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A Craig isn’t gay, but if you know one you'll learn that because he is so damned good looking, friendly and gentle, he sexually attracts people of all kinds. When men think he’s gay, they are often blaming victim for their own attraction, but this proves that because you feel it doesn’t mean the other side feels it too.
Straight man”: There’s Craig. He's giving me a boner. I wish he’d stop. What a faggot.
Straight woman: No! It’s you buddy. You’re the faggot. Keep your thing in your pants because nobody wants it. People say the same to women all the time, so this we know. Asshole men blame the woman for stuff like what she was wearing. Grow up!
Gay man: I can't get Craig off my mind. I'd do anything...
Smart woman: It's probably like this everywhere he goes. I wish I could be his girlfriend, but I'll move on rather than wait in line, especially because I hear he is already married. It must be hard to be married to him. I hear it's like wherever he goes it's like the women are hunting him and they no longer care that he is married.
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by Music_Is_Forever January 25, 2020
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Craig is sexy hot and a really great guy <3

he is great to be around and funny...... he is also a great kisser and AMAZING IN BED ...... or on the couch which ever he picks ..... i promise u it will be amazing ....... just dont take another girls craig she will kill u
emily : OMG ...
steff : what ?
emily : i had sex with craig last night

steff : omg how was it craigs are apparently amazing
emily : EVEN BETTER !!!
by squeezyhuggs February 24, 2013
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This person is just so great. He will always be the guy who takes your breath away without trying. He is the most amazing. The girl who has him is the luckiest person in this whole universe! This one special man is the most amazing, most caring, most loving, most concerning. He keeps loving and loving and never stops. His looks are everything a girl wants. This person knows what to say at the right time, knows when to comfort at the right time. Being a Craig is a honor, becuase he sets the bar so high!
Danielle-> Wow look at him!!
Shelby-> I know, hes a craig : ) He makes me smile!
Danielle-> Aw man your lucky to have a craig, wish bob could act like a craig....
by FANMWU May 14, 2009
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HANDSOME! .. Also meaning rock similar to pebbles ... A male penguin offers a female penguin a pebble if she accepts it they become partners ... find yourself a craig who will give you a pebble!!
Look at craig, he's the most handsomest hooooman!
by PenguinPebble June 05, 2019
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