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A bitch who cheated on me 3 fucking times without me knowing and took advantage of me. She played with my fucking feelings too YAY. Oh ya, and she's a FUCKING DRUG DEALER, which I didn't know until she FUCKING GOT FUUUUCKING HIGH OVER A CALL WTF! SHE A FUCKING PYROMANIAC and looooooves to SET EVERYTHING OF FIRE AND BLOW THINGS UP. She's a fucking member of an actual cult TRYING TO BRING FUCKING DARK MAGIC INTO THIS WORLD and openly told me she had sex with another guy before.
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DID I MENTION SHE WAS FUCKING 13 WHEN THIS ALL FUCKING HAPPENED
FUCKING 13

IF YOU FUCKING THINK MY 1 TAYSE IN WOMEN IS STUPID OR YOU CAN RELATE PLEASE LIKE THIS
MY EX IS A DRUG DEALER PSYCHOTIC 13-YEAR OLD SEX HAVING CHEATER WHO IS ALSO A FUCKING WIZARD CULTIST
ISNT THAT GREAT
by The Hairy Fish February 08, 2020
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Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats
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A lying cheating sack of shit who can go fyck himself.
"Oh look, there's my ex.
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Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats
by Diego’s girl November 19, 2019
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