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Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.
Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.
by White Goodmen February 04, 2018
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Twatch

1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.

2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.
Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.

Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.
by LeTwatcher June 10, 2011
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Verb: To clock someone's twitter timeline.
He asked me why I had the time to tweet her back, and I hadn't tweeted him. I asked him why he was twatching me.
by That Liddle Shorddie March 06, 2011
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adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence
Women always love making sammiches for twatches, as they are very deserving.
by PALS123 September 11, 2010
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A female's internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting sex.
Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."
by John, A Goat from Space February 07, 2011
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To watch twat; to look at a woman's vagina or to watch lesbian sex.
I'd rather be twatching.
The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.
That movie made me want to twatch.
by D.L.M. March 05, 2006
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